Here is my face, thoughts,
& good music
I say "pop" instead of soda.
I'm a world class kazoo player, &
professional shower singer.
Dear Jasmine, I love you because you let me tell you that I know how to get to places, then halfway through it I’m like “I don’t fucking know where we are,” yet you still remain semi to moderately calm about the whole thing. And hey man, we totally got to where I was trying to navigate to today, so, hell yeah. That’s some real love right there. ALSO, you’re the kinda bitch that sits up in bed all of a sudden and is all, “I want cake.. AND ice cream.. Now.. Get in the car.” ;p bffflad4dayz. <3
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my bestfriend.
uh. I fell. awkward photo of swollen ankle is awkward.
ALSO, lets just not talk about that tan line on my foot… ever.
earlier at dinner with my family & Jasmine.
Today: was my sisters last softball game, was the adventure to Mooyah with Jasmine - where we never found it and she was disappointed as fuck, was my dog Jake’s 9th birthday - a surplus of cupcakes and captain Morgan chicken, was inviting Jasmine to go to Mooyah with my whole family - texting her when we were a block away saying we couldn’t make it and were sorry, then showing up at her house & the look on her face being priceless, was sitting in my room with so much artsy ass shit that Jasmine got overwhelmed, was great, really.
ALSO, Jasmine let me play her princess uke, and it actually doesn’t suck. I thought it would sound like shit, honestly. Anyhow, she left it here so I could tune it for her. It’s cool. She’s cool. Okay.
today is Jake’s 9th birthday, y’know, like you guys care and shit.
but, look, he’s a strong independent black wiener dog and he gives all the no fucks.
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Can we just talk about how Jasmine can’t drive and talk to me at the same time?
I’m probably the most distracting person on the planet. Truly.
“I just can’t even with us right now.”-J.
“Oh, shit.”-Us at the same time.
“We are bestfriends.. Could you imagine us road tripping together?”-J.
“No, I’m useless, it’d be the same as you road tripping alone.. we are like two intoxicated teen drivers, and we’re not even drunk, and I’m not even a teen.”-Me.
“Am I going the right way?”-J
“Sure thing, man…”-Me
“Nope. You should’ve turned back there..”-Me.
“What do I do?”-J.
“Uh, fuck it, just go straight, I guess.”-Me.
Jasmine is the coolest bitch on the planet. I say this all the time, but it is one hundred thousand percent true. Go and tell Maury, dats how true.
ALSO, just in general, like, overall, and whatnot… Today was really just.. great. No lies. Terence was here. True story. And that fucking guy has never seen Jaws. I just.. couldn’t.. even.. accept that. What?
Okay. Done.
I’m now going to the zoo.
ALSO, I am in a significantly better mood this morning. Thanks to the hella bitches that invaded my ask talking shit to me about how cool I am. If I had seen those last night, it would’ve cheered me up. But I got off before dat. No shame though, I had a good conversation after I left the internet, and it helped.
Okay. Done.
Zoo time means photo time.
(I am in a better mood this morning even though my wiener dog shat in the hallway to my room. Yeah.)
I’ll move this cry-fest 2k12 to my bed.
I like you, Tumblr.
Goodnight.
mostly.
Adrian swiftly informed me that Transformers do not poop.
nasty ass shit in my inbox.
wat? who do you think I am?
I met a butterfly today…
just chillin’ on my bedroom window…
baskin’ in all the awesome.
Anyway, bye for now Tumblr, I got a photo shoot to conduct in a little while.
PS: I like you guys.
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Blacks 4ever. on Flickr.
I want it.
