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“As long as I don’t have to work for you, we will be fine.”

Two Weeks Notice (2002)

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this storm looks like slight serious.

like all business storm, man.

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I wish I was still in Fort Worth to talk non-sense with you and you know go places. Anyways quick question.. Wouldyoubewillingtotakemyweddingpictures? Wait, what?……..
I MISS YOU SO MUCH, ELVA. :( COME BACK TO FORT WORTH.
But only when you want to.. ahah. and, duh. yes. you know this. shh.

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ps: I have either a julia nunes cover to post.. or an original. I haven’t decided just yet.

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good morning internet.

good morning internet.

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if you have my phone number, you will be subjected but not limited to the following:

  • photos of my face.
  • photos of my pets.
  • photos of achievements, such as getting out of bed.
  • photos of my lobes when I stretch them up.
  • photos of my pets.
  • photos of my face.
  • photos of food, not necessarily my food.
  • photos of my pets.
  • photos of my pets.
  • photos of my face.

I’m also not good at texting back.

this has been a psa.

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chiaroscurodream:

Fucking Nora…and her Bailey’s.

I can’t even deal with the amount of shit I let you talk to me and get away with.. You’re ridiculous.

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bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

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childhood bestfriend.
  • jessica: if you don't like mass effect then I don't like you and we can just hang this fucking phone up.
  • me: ok.
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my 12 year old sister told me that she wants to get an infinity sign tattoo.

I informed her that every other white girl wants/has that as well.

Her response: “I didn’t chose it, the internet did.”

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surp guys.
anyone wanna casually talk shit with me?
cos I’m giddy (finished another song after standing around pissing myself for a week of nothing) and I feel like talking and my dog won’t let me hold him. Not necessarily in that order, but all those feelings.

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